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“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in
case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in
your ear.”
- Dave Barry

“Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend; inside of a dog,
it’s too dark to read.”
- Groucho Marx

“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
- Aldous Huxley

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times
before lying down.”
- Robert Benchley

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that’s
how dogs spend their lives.”
- Sue Murphy

“I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves.”
- August Strindberg

“No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.”
- Fran Lebowitz

“Ever consider what they must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”
- Anne Tyler

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult.”
- Rita Rudner

“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.  That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.”
- Joe Weinstein

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”
- James Thurber

“You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with
pets.”
- Nora Ephron

“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful.”
- Ann Landers

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
- Robert A.  Heinlein

“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.”
- Edward Abbey

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
- Christopher Morley

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself.”
- Josh Billings

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andrew A. Rooney

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.”
- Mark Twain

“Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.”
- Smiley Blanton

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
- John Steinbeck